Tellerman 1 - Round 9

Synchronized Skilling

 Last time Georgia and Mercury's son, Twix, returned from college with his girlfriend Padme Skywalker. They were engaged and married shortly there after. The house was full so they gave the two kittens born up for adoption. That might not have been the best choice because Padme discovered she was pregnant and shortly after, so did Georgia's step-sister Florida.

Rachel: I like the new hair Florida.

Florida: Oh thanks.

Rachel: Baby time already!!!

Padme: It's a boy! Welcome KitKat.

Rachel: He's such a cutie! Do you hear something?

Florida: Ahhhhh!!!!!

Rachel: Another baby time!!!

Florida: It's a girl! Welcome Skittles!

Rachel: Such a cutie! And the first girl born in this house. Does that mean she's the heiress?
Florida: We don't know. Twix was a Tellerman but he is a boy so we'll have to see.

*A couple days go by*

Rachel: It's already KitKat's birthday?

KitKat: *Squeals*

Rachel: He looks so much like his grandpa Mercury with his momma's skin tone.

Padme: He is a handsome little man. Just one quick adjustment...

Rachel: Even cuter.

Rachel: Happy Birthday Skittles!

Rachel: Such a cutie too. She looks like her grandpa Bob Profitt.

Florida: Who?

Rachel: Oh yeah, I guess you never met him. Never mind.

Rachel: I really like the braid little lady.

Rachel: Talking lessons.

Rachel: KitKat's turn.

Rachel: Synchronized walking lessons.

Rachel: Nice job Twix!

Twix: Thanks!

Rachel: Congrats Padme!

Padme: Thank you Rachel!

Padme: Now I'd like to be the Hand of Poseidon.

Rachel: Neat. Good luck.

Rachel: Nursery Rhythm time!

Rachel: I guess Carrot heard it was time too.

Rachel: Looks like the lessons are done. Time for playing together.

Rachel: Happy Birthday Kristen!

Rachel: You too Tux!

Rachel: Happy Birthday KitKat!

Rachel: You look more like Mercury with each birthday.

KitKat: Thanks! *giggles*

Rachel: Happy Birthday Skittles!

Rachel: Such a lovely girl!

Rachel: Happy Birthday Carrot!

Rachel: You look the same.

Rachel: There you go. So handsome.

Rachel: Happy Birthday Florida!

Rachel: That's weird that your hair got darker.

Rachel: Very nice!

Rachel: Happy Birthday Georgia!

Rachel: Now your hair turned red? So weird.

Rachel: That's what I expected.

KitKat: Momma today was my birthday.

Padme: I know sweetie. You'll be starting school in the morning so you should head to bed.

KitKat: After this dance Momma.

Rachel: Looks like these two are getting closer while they wait for Mercury to get home home work. Speaking of which...

Rachel: Happy Birthday Mercury!

Rachel: I guess we know why you always wear that scarf.

Rachel: Much better! With that I need to be off.

Points: 16

12 for Money

2 for KitKat & Skittles

2 for Twix & Padme's tops of Careers

Tellerman 1 - Round 8

How Does This Keep Happening?

Last time Florida and Carrot raised their son M&M from a child to a teen and he left for college. Meanwhile, Florida's step-sister, Georgia raised her son, Twix, with her husband, Mercury. He also left for college and is back with his girlfriend, Padme Morreli. 

Rachel: Oh wow, it's kitten time already?

Rachel: Welcome Charlie and Emma. Hey, I can't really see them.

Me: Don't worry about it.

Rachel: Huh?

Rachel: What the?

Me: One of the boys was in the bed when they were sent to college. It's weird, I know.

Rachel: Oh Georgia, I love the makeover.

Georgia: Thanks Rachel.

Rachel: Padme, you look great too!. I love how the new do high lights your elf ears.

Twix: Yeah I love it too. You're smart and beaustiful!

*A little while later*

Twix: Padme, my love. Will you do me the honor of being my wife?

Padme: Of course I will! I love you!

Rachel: Yay!

Rachel: OK guys, get to the arch.

Rachel: Opps, Padme's mom, Quita, is wearing her wedding dress too.

Rachel: Congrats guys!

Rachel: Twix, not cool to be thinking how hot your step-aunt is at your own wedding, Plus she's in an identical dress as Padme.

Twix: She looks nice...sorry.

Rachel: Cake time. OK Twix, make up for your behavior moments ago.

Rachel: Good job.

Rachel: Not surprising given all the kissing before the wedding.

Rachel: Ohhhh, I see why the kittens weren't too important.

Rachel: I guess there is only one area of the yard that's good for playing catch.

Rachel: Nice!

Rachel: Greta going Twix!

Twix: Thanks.

Rachel: Oh boy! Um or oh girl! The next generation is on it's way! Congrats Padme!

Padme: Thank you Rachel.

Rachel: Oh wow! Congrats to you too Florida!

Florida: Thanks this is rather unexpected.

Rachel: So what happens if it's a girl? I mean this is the Tellerman household.

Florida: I don't know. Our son M&M is off with his wife Aphrodite, awaiting his own first child.

Rachel: Oh boy. That means that their kid's aunt or uncle will be slightly younger than him or her.

Florida: Yep.

Rachel: Nice going Padme.

Padme: One skill down.

Rachel: That's right, you want to learn everything. Good start.

Rachel: So Carrot is on a date with his wife, Florida and his thinking how hot her step sister, Georgia is. Meanwhile Georgia just became best friends with Chevy who is now being annoyed by Florida.

Me: Sounds right.

Rachel: What an odd date.

Rachel: Cute. Padme's dad, Zeus and her uncle, Ares are doing a school cheer.

Me; Oh no...

Rachel: What?

Me: So, that's true but Zeus and Ares are also Twix's half cousins. Their dad, Jazz, is Mercury's half-brother.

Rachel: Why does this keep happening?

Me: Well, I hadn't made the giant family trees when I was getting all these couples together. Also, between Andre Vega (Holiday) and Coqui Vega, they are responsible for a lot of the neighborhood.

Rachel: Andre did have 13 kids, 30 grand kids so far, and 21 great grand kids. Coqui has 12 kids, 27 grand kids, and 21 great grand kids. About half of each group is shared. They had 7 kids together and have 14 grand kids in common.

Me: *pulls out calculator* So as of right now there have only been 290 official residents and 103 of them are descendants of one or both of these two.

Rachel: Wow. How many are my descendants?

Me: *Rolls eyes* Hold on.... 7 kids, 19 grand kids, and 9 great grand kids. 35 total.

Rachel: That really puts things into perspective. 

Me: Before you ask, you share 2 grand kids with Andre (Flute & Piccolo) and 1 grand kid (Dory) and 1 grand kid (Twitter) with Coqui.

Rachel: I guess I will need to try to get some of my grand kids and great grand kids to marry some of their's.

Me: Sure. Go for it. I don't care anymore.

Rachel: Nice going Tux. Time to get out of here!

Points: 3 all for Money