I'm Hot, I Don't Need to Smile
Last time Venice showed that she can be nice and is a pretty good grand mother at least to Phoebe's kids. She also tried to patch up her relationship with her eldest daughter, Monica, with mixed results. Natural twins, Zebra and Giraffe, grew to children and worked on making friends. Quavi joined Venice as an elder.
Rachel: Um Quavi?
Quavi:: Yes?
Rachel: Do you really want to reach your Golden Anniversary?
Quavi: Yes.
Rachel: I thought you were all about romance.
Quavi: Yes.
Rachel: This is weird.
Me: My thoughts exactly.
Venice: Noooooo! *sobbing* Not Spree!
Rachel: Hum, yeah Venice has a heart when it comes to dogs.
Venice: Come here baby! Let's make out!
Rachel: Well that didn't last long.
Venice: We can't let a dead dog ruin our date. *rolls eyes*
Rachel: Nice.
Rachel: Sweet! Who came?
Me: No one. No idea why.
Giraffe: Mom! Mom! I got an A+!
Zebra: Mom! Mom! I got an A+!
Phoebe: Wooh! Great job sweetie! Where's your brother? I need to cheer for him.
Rachel: Hey, you're smiling!
Phoebe: What?
Rachel: You very rarely smile.
Phoebe: I'm hot, I don't need to smile.
Rachel: I love the new dress Phoebe! Phoebe? Well at least she's making out with her own husband. It's not that much like her mother.
Zebra: Bang!
Giraffe: You got me! *giggles* Now I'm a ghost.
Rachel: Lots of snow days recently.
Kent: Thanks for coming for a visit Mom.
Arianna: Of course. I love seeing you and my grand kids.
Rachel: Happy birthday Freddy!
Rachel: Congrats! Why don't you look happy?
Phoebe: I am. I only smile for dogs, my kids and woohoo.
Rachel: Weird.
Rachel: Great job Quavi:
Quavi: It's snowing.
Rachel: Yes...yes it is.
Venice: Shake. Good girl!
Rachel: Oh so you can be nice to dogs?
Venice: Yes, I'm always nice.
Rachel: Let me ask Monica about that.
Venice: Who?...Oh yeah, her. I'm nice to her too. I'd be nicer if she hadn't ruined my life.
Rachel: Yeah, it seems terrible.
Rachel: Hey the Lost kids are here! My Great, Great, Grandchildren.
Rachel: Seriously boys? You visit someone's house and you immediately start making out with your wives. Boys?
Rachel: Looks Giraffe is getting along with Firestar.
Firestar: You're so funny!
Rachel: I hear wedding bells.
Me: Relax.
Rachel: Maybe they'll get married and Zebra will marry one of the boys.
Me: Control yourself.They're children.
Giraffe: Daddy, dance with me.
Rachel: Cute. I see Danish is dancing with Grimlock too.
Giraffe: Dance with me Grandma.
Rachel: Good job! Still no smile? No? OK.
Rachel: Kent, why is Zebra in your bed?
Kent: Shhh, she had a bad dream.
Rachel: Sweet.
Rachel: Sorry,
Rachel: Wait what? You promoted? Well, good job!
Rachel: She seems happy.
Rachel: Good job.
Rachel: Congrats Phoebe!
Phoebe: Thanks! I couldn't be happier.
Rachel: But you aren't smiling.
Phoebe: I'm hot, I don't need to smile.
Giraffe: Welcome home Mom!
Phoebe: Hi Giraffe.
Giraffe: Hi Mom.
Rachel: But you just hugged hello?
Giraffe: And now we're waving!
Rachel: Ook.
Me: Extremely unlikely.
Rachel: And Zebra is in the club.
Rachel: Guys? The oven!
Zebra: The butler's making dinner.
Rachel: Ah, where is he?
Zebra: Unclogging the toilet.
Rachel: Guys, there's going to be a fire.
Quavi: Wooh, this is burnt!
Rachel: Thanks for grabbing that Quavi!
Giraffe: Nice to meet you. I'm Giraffe.
Fairyfly: I'm Fairyfly Cooprider. It's nice to meet you.
*moments later*
Rachel: Oh speckles!
Rachel: Uh?
Rachel: Speckles! I didn't know dog ghosts got dirty enough to need a bath. At least he's doing it himself.
Rachel: Look at those pointy ears on Zebra. Definitely Quavi's grand daughter.
Zebra: Uh, my grandma has pointy ears too.
Rachel: Oh. Never mind.
Points: 3
2 for Money
1 for Phoebe's Top of Career
