Vega 4 - Round 9

Constant Promotions

Last time Vodka and Ricky's youngest son, Lager, worked on making friends before aging to teen and heading off to college. He met and fell in love with Fairyfly Cooprider while there. Vodka did once again find herself pregnant thanks to Risky Woohoo. She had yet another boy and named him Rum. 

 Rachel: Congrats Vodka!

Vodka: Thanks Rachel.

 Rachel: Congrats to you too Ricky!

Ricky: Thanks Rachel.

 Rachel: And to you too Elizabeth.

 Rachel: Also you too Joe!

Joe: Thanks Rachel!

 Rachel: I like the makeup change Aracely.

Aracely: Thank you.

 Rachel: Didn't you just get a makeover last week Vodka?

Vodka: Yeah but it still didn't feel right.

Rachel: I really like this one. I think we have a winner.

Rachel: Bye Jack. You were a good boy.  

Rachel: Congrats to you Andrea! 

Me: What's that by the mailbox? Oh crap, it's Rum!

Rachel: Stupid nanny! 

 Rachel: So glad you guys found Rum. Happy Birthday Rum!

Rachel: Blonde hair? 

 Me: Nope it's one of those really light browns.

Rachel: Ah. Love the hat!

 Joe: Walk for Grandpa.

 Vodka: Say, "Momma"

Rum: Momma.

Vodka: What a smart boy.

 Rachel: Happy Birthday Barry! 

 Rachel: Nursey rhythm with Grandma!

 Rachel: New dog time.

 Rachel: What a good dog.

Me: Unfortunately she's related to Barry so no puppies.

Rachel: Come on woman!

Me: I know. Sorry.

 Me: It's Fini's simself!

Rachel: What?

Me: It's Fini!

Rachel: Rum, it's hard to sing with your hands in your mouth. 

 Rachel: Looks like Gloria and Barry get along even though they won't give us any puppies.

 Rachel: I guess Ricky and Vodka are having a good date.

 Rachel: Congrats again Ricky!

Rachel: Thanks Rachel.

 Rachel: Looks like your date went well the other night.

Vodka: It did.

Rachel: I would have thought you were too old to have another baby.

Vodka: Me too. I guess we got in just under the wire.

 Rachel: Why is the nanny poking you?

Aracely: I don't know.

 Aracely: Hey lady don't leave my grandchildren out by the mailbox! Bad nanny!

 Rachel: Congrats Vodka. Umm... but how did you go to work pregnant?

Vodka: The carpool was already here when I found out about the baby. So I went.

Rachel: Well it paid off.

 Rachel: Way to go Ricky!!!

Ricky: Thanks!

 Rachel: Happy Birthday Rum!!!

Rachel: Such a happy boy. 

 Rachel: I love the makeover Rum!

Rum: Thanks! I do too! 

 Rachel: Baby time!!!

 Vodka: It's a girl!!! Meet Tea!

 Rachel: Everyone one looks so happy it's a girl!

 Rachel: Ricky?!?!? Are you OK?

Ricky: Uh, yeah, I think so. I guess I shouldn't stargaze during a thunderstorm.

 Rachel: I guess Tea doesn't mind a crispy Ricky.

Rachel: She is such a cutie.

 Rachel: Rum is kinda nice.

Me: We should see if someone can encourage him to be nicer.

 Rachel: Apparently Joe is the only one nicer.

Me: Yep with Nice of 5. No one is especially nice in this house.

 Rachel: At least it looks like it's working. With that, I must run. 

Points: 10

6 for Money

3 for Joe, Vodka, and Ricky's Tops of Career

1 for Tea

Vega 4 - Round 8

One Last Chance

Last time Vodka and Ricky's youngest, Lager worked on making friends, particularly with the neighborhood girls. Vodka finally wasn't pregnant long enough that she and Ricky tied the knot. Their twin boys, Pop and Kool-Aid grew to teens and went off to college at the end of the week after doing some dating. 

Rachel: Oh Vodka, I can't help but notice your new look.

Vodka: Thank you. I thought it was about time for a makeover.

Rachel: I love it! It fits you so well!

Lager: Welcome home Daddy.

Ricky: Thanks son.

Rachel: Elizabeth, maybe you should get all the way in the dog house before you go to sleep.

Rachel: Wow the time is flying.

Rachel: I see Lager has starting making friends with the neighborhood boys now. That's Jaguar Lancaster and twins Joey and Ross Holiday.

Lager: Great throw Momma!

Rachel: These two are sweet.

Rachel: Nice going Lager!

Rachel: Glad to see you got a job.

Rachel: Congrats but I thought you and Ricky were done having kids.

Vodka: That was the plan but sometimes things just happen. Maybe we'll get a girl this time.

Rachel: One last chance.

Rachel: I feel like everyone is always bathing their dogs this week.

Ricky: OK Dad teach me about chess.

Aracely: Such a good dog. Let's work on some tricks.

Aracely: Speak...

Elizabeth: *blank stare*

Rachel: This guy is visiting everyone this week too.

Rachel: Good job Lager!

Rachel: Welcome Kora and Aphrodite. Interesting mode of transportation Kora.

Kora: What? I'm a witch. Did you really think I would walk?

Rachel: You could have at least given your pregnant daughter a ride too.

Kora: *looks annoyed*

Rachel: Just saying.

Vodka: I was at the eye doctor and I could only read the top 2 lines.

Kora: Should I cast a vision spell on you?

Vodka: *laughs* oh sis, that's funny but yes, please do.

Rachel: Wait, sis?

Vodka: Yeah, Joe is Kora's dad too, so half sisters really.

Rachel: oh yeah, that's true.

Rachel: He's baaack.

Rachel: Good timing maxing out that skill.

Rachel: And Lager is making yet another friend.

Rachel: Sweet! We don't see a lot of investing around here.

Rachel: Happy Birthday Lager!

Lager: What should I wish for?

Rachel: I don't know but please hurry the wax is getting all over the cake.

Kora: Wooh, that's my nephew!

Lager: I would love to make money just like grandpa.

Lager: I think as a City Planner should work.

Rachel: It's getting close now.

Vodka: Punch left!

Ricky: Heya!

Rachel: This pregnancy isn't slowing you down at all!

Rachel: Speaking of pregnancy!

Rachel: Good job Lager, but we were in the middle of a puppy being born.

Rachel: It's a boy! Barry!

Rachel: Cute.

Rachel: Sooo cute!

Aracely: Hey get back here! You're still stinky!

Aracely: Much better.

Rachel: More friends.

Rachel: Even more friends.

Lynn: What a cute puppy!

Rachel: Yeah but can you put him down for a minute? Everyone keeps picking him up.

Lynn: Hum, I don't feel quite right. See you later Barry.

Rachel: Do the smustle!

Rachel: All the kids have it. Come on Kora!

Rachel: No one pick Barry up. He HAS to eat!

Rachel: Good boy. Get in there.

Joe: All my kids and grand kids have grown up well.

Tanzanite: That's great.

Rachel: Look at you Joe. Smart investing and look at that stack of poker chips. Congrats!

Joe: Thanks!

Rachel: Are you ready to head to college Lager?

Lager: Yes.

Rachel: Wait, you're super shy but you've been making friends like crazy.

Lager: *shrugs* I don't know. I guess I just try hard.

Rachel: Nice job. Well, I guess I had best...

Vodka: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!

Rachel: Baby time!!! Girl?

Vodka: Nope, it's a 4th boy. We'll call him Rum.

Rachel: Congratulations!

Aracely & Joe: Wooh!!!!

Rachel: Guys? Glad to see you guys bonding but there's a new baby upstairs.

Ricky: oh shot! Gotta run!

Rachel: That's my cue to leave.

Points: 15
14 for Money
1 for Rum