Dante Round 1

Dante Round 1
The House That Hate Built
Sim Rachel: Hi, this is Rachel Ziese-Lecy again. Today I'm going to visit my new neighbors, the McBri..., wait a minute, where are the McBrides?
Real Rachel: There was an accident.
An accident, what happened?
There was this alien spaceship, it was leaving after dropping off their latest experiment. They had taken the guy's cell phone and one of the aliens turned it on during take off and the ship crashed. So when the fleight attendants say to turn off your cell phones, its not a joke.

What does that have to do with the McBrides?
When it crashed, it crashed into their house.
Oh No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Their still looking for survivors. Our thoughts go out to their friends and families. But the neighborhood had to start with 6 families so we need a replacement family.

Meet the Dante family!
Liza: Hi there!
Sim Rachel: Hiwell so how was that you guys were selected to join us?
Liza: My family has some "problems" to say the least. Our social worker, Melissa has given us one last chance to make things work or she's going to have my childern taken away from me.
Sim Rachel: Oh wow! How'd it go?

Liza: Well, I think. We bought this little house with the small amount of money we had, about $13,000. It has one big room to the left which is the kitchen and bedroom.
Sim Rachel: A kitchen/bedroom?
Liza: Weird, I know, but the toddlers needed their own room so we could sleep. We have all the noisy stuff out in the yard, the stereo, phone, that kind of stuff.
Sim Rachel: Weren't you worried about a fire?
Liza: We didn't really use the stove much and never when anyone was sleeping the bed next to it.

Liza: These are some nice neighbors that came by to welcome us, Andre Holiday and Abigail Ribeiro.

Liza: Sasha met a nice boy, Destin Holiday. He's Andre's he said they had a rough time over at their house, much worse than we had here our first week.

Real Rachel: Oh look who just "happened by".
Liza: That's Wen, she's weird.
Sim Rachel: Why do you say that?

Liza: I was using our outdoors shower and she came and watched me. It was creepy. Made me feel ill.
(You can't make this stuff up folks)


Liza: As soon as I got out of the shower I discovered the real reason for feeling ill, I was going to have another baby.

Liza: The other bad thing, other than weirdos watching you shower, about this outdoor one is that it gets water all other the ground. Nice to have helpful neighbors to mop too.

Liza: Here's anothernice neighbor, Howie Busto. He likes money, like me.

Sim Rachel: Hey Leeland
Leeland: *grumble* What?
Sim Rachel: Whose this girl you'retalking to?
Leeland: Amethyst Sylvaen, she's alright. we have a little chemstry nothing great.
Sim Rachel: She's pretty.
Leeland: Yeah *shrugs* we're just friends. I thought it might be something more but I found someone else I click with better. I tell you about her later.

Sim Rachel: Hey Sasha.
Sasha: Shhh, mom's helping me study. Aston and I are the only one's that like her, so that jerk Leeland doesn't even want help. Even little Kayla muttered something about wanting to see her ghost and she's a toddler. Now do you mind, I'm trying to study!
Sim Rachel: Sorry.

Kayla: Me brifday!

Kayla: Lots of folks were here to see me turn into a big girl. Then it was Aston's turn, we're twins.


Aston: My big sis Sasha helped me grow up, we're best friends!

Sim Rachel: Leeland.... Hey Leeland!
Leeland: Wwwhhhat?
Sim Rachel: Whose this?
Leeland: Kricket, Rachelle, Rachelle, Kricket.
Sim Rachel: Umm it's Rachel
Leeland: Whatever lady.

Sasha: Excuse me, can I have some privacy?
Sim Rachel: Sorry.... What's that screaming?!?!

Liza: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liza: Meet Pine, my third son!
Sim Rachel: Congrats Liza!

Liza: My oldest son Leeland hates me, but I must be doing something right. Look social worker Melissa, Aston and I are best friends!

Sim Rachel: Leeland where'd the car come from?
Leeland: My stupid sister Sasha forgot to call a nanny and the school bus left us here. we had to buy it to get to school. We sold it when we got home. Had to, the nanny left us with $6 and the maid was still here.

Sim Rachel: Leeland, did you get an A+
Leeland: Yeah, it's cool

Sim Rachel: You too Sasha?
Sasha: Yeah, I rock!!!

Sim Rachel: Oh boy Leeland things are going well with Kricket I see.
Leeland: Yeah *shrugs* she's hot

Sim Rachel: Oh boy first kiss! What's with the face Leeland?
Leeland: She surprised me.

Liza: How fast the time goes. *shiff*

Liza: Bryan Lancaster came by, him and my Kayla get along well. Look at my big boy!!!

Liza: I just got promoted to Nurse. I'm on my way to being Chief of Staff, my dream.
Sim Rachel: Greta job Liza!

Sim Rachel: Are you flirting with Howie Busto?
Liza: He's dreamy, 2 bolts worth!
Sim Rachel: OOOk

Liza: Howie just moved in, brought $3,000 with him, maybe we can add on to the house now.
Sim Rachel: Oh man, i have to get going, the Vegas have been calling wondering where I am. I'll see you next week.

Odd Picture: Peeing while hoovering, now that's talent. Where's the badge for that Maxis?

Post: 2 for 2 new sims (Pine & Howie)

Riberio Round 1

Riberio Round 1
A Familiar Tale

Sim Rachel: Today I am welcoming the Ribeiro Family to Prosperity Point. Hi there Ribeiros!

Aimee: Hi there! My name is Aimee. This is my son Benjamin, my daughter, Bethany and my sister, Abigail.
Sim Rachel: So what brings you to Prosperity Point? This is a pretty selective place.
Aimee: Well, it's a long story. You see I used to be married, that's where my kids came from. Then one day my sister saw my husband with another woman. That same day I met a very nice man in the park. I was sitting on a bench by myself trying to figure out what to do about my husband when this man approached me. He was tall and handsome in a rugged kind of way. We talked and I was so upset I started up a relationship with him. This went on for awhile. Then one day he said he had to meet a guy about some kind of deal. He had a suitcase full of money which I wasn't supposed to see. I asked him what was going on and he said if he had $20,000 more he wouldn't even need this other investor for this sure thing that would pay out triple in 2 weeks. I told him my husband was wealthy and I knew I could get him to go along with it. So we set up a meeting. My husband wasn't sure at first but then he said yes. Then my Bethany came out of her room and my boyfriend freaked out. He went out the door so fast, but I ran after him. That's when he told me the truth that he was a con-man and he was going to take our money and leave but he couldn't when he saw the my daughter standing there. I was shocked at first but then I told him to take me and the kids with him. He wasn't sure but he told me he really did love me and we ran off together.
Sim Rachel: Where is he then?
Aimee: He had to go to Australia to take care of something and he said he would be back. He was on flight 815 Sydney to LA. It disappeared over the Atlantic. The tower had lost contact with them and had no idea where the plane went. After 2 weeks of searching, they declared all passengers to be dead.
Me: Flight 815 huh? From Sydney to LA? What was this guys name?
Aimee: James Ford, but he went by Sawyer.
Oh for crying out loud, you sure you just don't watch too much LOST?
Aimee: What's LOST?
Me: Probably my favorite TV show!
Aimee: Never heard of it. We don't even own a TV.
Sim Rachel: Don't pay any attention to her. Then what happened?
Aimee: My husband had one his hired men looking for me. My kids and I had to run far, far away, so we ran here.
Sim Rachel: Well at any rate it's great to meet you and have you here. Oh look here come some visitors.

Me: Wait a minute, where's Wen? I thought she was the head of the Welcome Wagon.
James: She was busy writing her Asylum Challenge Blog. So she asked me to come instead.
Me: Wait so Wen won't be here at all?
James: Nope, not at this house today
Me: *does a little dance* Finally a Wen-free blog entry!

Me: I guess Coqui Vega wasn't happy that James was here instead of Wen.

Abigail: This is Xuan. I saw him walking by the house so I invited him in. I was hoping for some WooHoo, but we didn't hit it off very well.

Abigail: He and Aimee seem to have hit it off alright though.

Sim Rachel: Oh look he's playing with Benjamin just like he played with Victoria over at my house. How sweet.

Sim Rachel: Aimee, oh my goodness you're pregnant!
Aimee: I haven't been feeling well since Sawyer left, but I didn't realize I was pregnant!

Aimee: Thank goodness for Abigail! My pregnancy has been really hard on me so she had to take over helping out the kids.

Abigail: I still found sometime to make a "friend" This is Jan Tellerman.

Aimee: Soon it was time for my little Benjamin to...

...become a child!

Aimee: So my pregnancy came to an end...

...with TWIN boys. I named them after their father. The first is Sawyer, the second is Ford.

Sim Rachel: Aimee who ya talking to? Aimee? I guess she's busy. She sure does look happy.

Sim Rachel: Speaking of happy Abigail seems to have found someone very like minded.

Sim Rachel: Ahh another visitor. Howie Busto this time.

Me: Suddenly a fight breaks out in the kitchen. Xuan what did you do to piss Howie off so?

Me: Then Howie kicked your butt! Lynn's sims are stronger than Wen's!

Aimee: Lady, let's keep to the story. It's the twins' birthday. Here's my baby boy Sawyer growing up.

Abigail: Then I helped out with Ford's growing up.

Sim Rachel: This sure is a popular place, look at all these townies.
Abigail: We sure have gotten a great welcome.

Jan: Abigail, will you marry me?
Abigail: Yes! *both take a big aspiration hit*

Bethany: It's my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bethany: I want to learn!!!
Sim Rachel: Good for you Bethany! A lovely teen you make.

Aimee: Abigail and Jan just moved out to get their own place. Abi was such a great sister to help out with the kids, but now I don't need help as much.
Sim Rachel: You mean now that Bethany is a teen?
Aimee: Oh, no, didn't I tell you?

Aimee: Xuan and I have been dating and I proposed.

Aimee: We had a quite ceremony in the kitchen.
Sim Rachel: Congratulations! Well I'll let you two enjoy your honeymoon. Come on folks, let's get out of here.

Points; 4 points for 4 added sims: Jan, Sawyer, Ford and Xuan