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Sunday, July 19, 2009

Ribeiro 1 - Round 7

Are You Freaking Kidding Me?
Last time Xuan and Aimee's daughter Sun, who was chosen to be the heiress, returned from college. Sun didn't find a mate in college so she called the matchmaker as soon as she got home. After many failed attempts she brought Sun, Jessie the town exterminator. The two fell hopelessly in love and were married in short order. Sun became pregnant and welcomed a son, Desmond, soon after. He's a toddler now and awaiting the arrival of a little brother or sister.


Rachel: Hi guys. This is a bustling household to say the least.


Rachel: Nice job Max.

Rachel: And to you Renee.



Rachel: Welcome home Jessie and congratulations.
Jessie: Thanks Rachel.


Rachel: Nice job Jessie.


Rachel: Sorry Xuan.

Rachel: Baby time!

Me: Are you freaking kidding me?!?!
Rachel: What?
Me: You'll see.



Sun: It's a boy! Meet Sayid.
Rachel: Hi Sayid.


Rachel: Way to go Aimee!

Rachel: Um Sun, why is Sayid on the ground and why do you have that horrified look on your face?

Rachel: OH, you weren't done.
Me: That's what I was referring to.
Sun: It's a girl! Meet Alex.
Rachel: Hi Alex.


Rachel: way to go Jessie!
Jessie: Thanks Rachel
Rachel: You have two more kids.
Jessie: I do? They came!!!

Rachel: Happy Birthday Sayid!

Rachel: What a handsome little man.

Rachel: Happy Birthday Alex!

Rachel: Oh she's a doll!

Rachel: A triple birthday? Happy Birthday Desmond!

Rachel: What a handsome man.

Rachel: Hum, I wonder if Desmond is already looking for a future mate. We'll have to see.

Rachel: The training has begun.





Rachel: Looks like a couple brilliant little ones.


Rachel: Well that wasn't too bad.

Rachel: Double nursery rhythm time.


Rachel: Wow. Great job!

Rachel: You're doing great Jessie!
Jessie: Thanks.

Rachel: Yep, looks like Desmond is looking to make friends with the ladies.

Rachel: Who is that?!?!?
Me: That's Fog. He's the only one who has ever frozen and this is his second time.
Rachel: Poor guy.

Rachel: Xuan to the rescue!

Fog: Ah thanks man. Bye.
Rachel: Looks like my time to go too.

Points: 16
14 for money
2 for Sayid & Alex (who I swear are natural twins)

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Holiday 1 - Round 7

Should a Bigfoot Raise Your Baby?
Last time Monica returned to college and her on going conflict with her mother, Venice reached a boiling point resulting in Venice being thrown out on her butt along with her husband, Quavi. Monica had returned from college without finding a mate so she called up the matchmaker. In the end she ended up with one of Quavi's friends, Jack Lost. The two were married and took a lovely honeymoon in the mountains. They met and befriended Ted Bigfoot there and asked him to return home with them. Monica's little sister, Phoebe grew to teen and left for college. Monica is currently pregnant with their first child.


Rachel: Well, let's hope this week is a little more peaceful than the last.
Me: It should be without Venice here.

Rachel: Nice going Ted!
Ted: Thanks to Rachel.

Rachel: Looks like his coworkers like him too.
Me: He is quite lovable.

Rachel: Way to go Jack!
Jack: Oh, why thank you.

Rachel: Baby time!!!

Me: Oooohhhhh crappppppp!


Monica: It's a boy! Meet Ross.
Rachel: Hi Ross! Nice to meet you!

Rachel: Why didn't you hand him to Ted? He's right there?
Monica: He can get a little excitable. I think Ross is safer down here.

Monica: Eeeeee!!!!

Monica: It's another boy. Meet Joey.
Rachel: Hi Joey! Welcome to life.
-The Next Day-

Rachel: Wow, first day back at work and you get promoted, nice!

Monica: Oh it's OK baby, don't cry. Did Ted scare you? He's nice, don't worry.

Rachel: Puppy time!

Rachel: Welcome Rob.


Rachel: Oh Ted are you restoring that car?
Ted: Yes. Ted make work.
Rachel: Great!

Monica: Oh darling, it's OK.
Rachel: Joey really is a fussy baby.

Rachel: Ross on the other hand doesn't seem to mind Ted.

Rachel: Oh, bye Rob.


Rachel: Yay!

Rachel: Way to go Jack!
Jack: Thanks.

Rachel: Good job Ted. Although I am a bit worried about a company that would would make you the president. I mean grammar isn't your strong suit.
Ted: Oh but Ted try real hard. Impress executives.

Rachel: Looks like Joey is finally used to Ted. Happen Birthday!

Rachel: What a cutie! He looks a lot like his mom.

Rachel: Happy Birthday Ross!

Rachel: A handsome young man. He definitely takes after his dad.

Rachel: I see the training has begun.



Rachel: This seems very odd to me.

Rachel: I guess he likes the nursery rhythm.

Rachel: Puppies!

Rachel: Welcome Amy & P.D.


Monica: Oh boy.
Rachel: Going for a girl?
Monica: Sure am. I just really hope it isn't twins again.
Rachel: Me too.

Rachel: Although I think you guys have handled this set like pros.

Rachel: Joey likes music too. How cute.

Points: 5
3 for Money
2 for the births of Joey & Ross.