Monday, July 28, 2008

Holiday 1 - Round 6

Boiling Point
Last time Venice continued lobbying for mother of the year by treating her elder daughter, Monica, like crap and doating on the younger, Phoebe. She also helped another man break Kricket Cooperider's heart again. This time it was Quavi. He promptly moved in with the family and started treating Monica like a real human being. The other person treating her well was her little half-sister Phoebe. In a surprising move Quavi and Venice got married. Venice's father, Andre, informed Venice that he didn't approve of the way she was treating Monica and that when she returned from college the house was her's. Venice failed to inform Monica of this and sent her packing off to college. Monica has since returned, alone. She did not manage to find love in college.

Rachel: Welcome home Monica. Why don't you look happy about it?
Monica: I don't want to go inside. She's in there. Why couldn't I have found a nice man in college and be moving into his house now?
Rachel: But. . .
Monica: What?
Rachel: I can't really say. Um, I'm sure it won't be so bad.

Venice: What the hell are you doing here? I thought I was finally rid of you!
Monica: I graduated and I didn't have anywhere else to go.
Venice: Couldn't find a man, uh? Not surprising. You're fat, ugly and stupid. Only a stupid man would want you.

Monica: *Balls*
Rachel: She's wrong about all those things. Any man would be lucky to have you. She's just a witch.

Monica: Listen here! I am a great person. Ten times the woman you are. You don't even deserve to have me as a daughter.
Rachel: You tell her!

Venice: Look missy, I am your mother and you need to respect me. No one talks to Venice Holiday like that! I don't care who you are!

Monica: That's right, you don't care who I am. You never have! And as far as respect goes, you have to earn that!

Phoebe: Dad! Dad! Look I got an A+!
Quavi: What's that? Oh. Wonderful dear.

Rachel: There's the smile we love to see. Do you feel better?
Monica: yep, telling my mother off is the best thing I've ever done.
Rachel: I was talking about the promotion, but thta's great too.

Monica: Matchmaker, Matchmaker, make me a match.

Rachel: Looks like a nice guy.

Rachel: Looks like a nice enough date so far.

Rachel: Ut-oh. Venice, what are you up to?
Venice: Hey stud.
Guy: Hubba, hubba.

Monica: *muttles many swear words under her breath*

Monica: Jerk! Leave! Now!
Rachel: Don't look so smug Venice.
Venice: What? I didn't do anything.
Rachel: Just keep telling yourself that.

Rachel: Oh great. A flaming bag of poo. *Shouts* Oh Venice!

Venice: Oh goodness, fire!!! Oh this is gross!
Rachel: And so are you.
Venice: what?
Rachel: Nothing.

Rachel: My, my look it's Jack Lost. He's a nice guy.
Monica: Yeah, Quavi is friends with him so he is a little suspect for that.

Monica: OK, let's try this again.

Monica: YOu don't like red heads, do you?
-Awhile later-

Monica: Oh Jack!
Rachel: Monica, what happened to your date?
Monica: Oh he left hours ago. Jack has just been telling all kinds of stories about this weird island. He really is a lot of fun to talk to.
Rachel: Sounds good.

Rachel: *sigh*

Rachel: *sigh*

Rachel: Welcome home Quavi! Congrats on reaching the top of your career. I won't tell you what your wife has been up to while you were gone.

Rachel: Oh my! I guess Monica is really hitting it off with Jack.

Rachel: Happy birthday Phoebe!!!

Rachel: Wow, you're stunning! So what are you looking for in life?

Phoebe: I'd love to have a lot of love just like my mom.
Rachel: Oh no.

Phoebe: But I want to make an honest living as a Hall of Famer.
Rachel: Well that's not so bad then.

Rachel: Bye Angel. Looks like we're making some room.

Rachel: Now, I know why.

Rachel: Welcome puppies.

Rachel: Speaking of welcome, looks like Jack is joining the family.
Monica: He sure is.

Rachel: Looks like a nice life's goal Jack.
Jack: Yes, well I value knowledge most of all.

Rachel: And bye puppies.

Phoebe: Dad!!!

Rachel: Wow, this looks bad.

Rachel: Are you OK?
Quavi: I'll live, I hope.

Rachel: What's this? A new dog?

Monica: Yes, we thought Aimee should have a friend to mate with. This is Robbie.

Rachel: Congrats Jack.

Rachel: Speaking of congrats! Eeeeee!!!!!

Venice: So I hear you're going to be joining the family. How about you and me. . .
Rachel: Venice!!!
Venice: What?
Rachel: Back anyway slowly, now.
Venice: Prude.

Rachel: Happy birthday Speckles. You're a fine looking elder doggie.

Rachel: Looks like Jack wasn't undually influenced by Venice.

Rachel: what the heck are you guys doing?

Monica: Digging for treasure or maps actually. We want to see everything we can on our honeymoon.

Rachel: Nice treasure chest Jack.

Rachel: Care of watermains kids.

Rachel: Looks like you've got the golden shovel Jack.

Rachel: A garden gnome? Hum.

Rachel: Looks like the you've got all three maps now. Go team!

Rachel: Way to go Jack!

Rachel: This does not look good.

Rachel: Looks like Robbie was trying to be the new alpha dog. Fail.

Rachel: A lovely evening wedding.

Rachel: Oh no he didn't!

Monica: You just can't let someone else be the center of attention can you?!?!?!

Rachel: OK, this is more like it.

Rachel: Hurray!!!

Rachel: yum, cake.

Rachel: Yum, oh wait.

-Awhile later-

Rachel: Checking in for the honeymoon I see. So where did you decide to go?
Monica: To the mountains. Jack said there was no way he was going to an island right now.

Rachel: Oh my, who is this?
Monica: Oh this is Ted Bigfoot. He's a nice guy.

Rachel: Ooops.

Rachel: Aren't you cute.

Rachel: What is this now?
Monica: It's called a slapdance. I don't quite get it.

Rachel: There you go.

Rachel: Watch out.

Rachel: Now this is really alarming.

Rachel: Looks like you guys are trying everything.

Jack: We're trying to.

Rachel: Go Monica!

Rachel: Wow! I guess you are trying everything.

Monica: Well we are roughing it.

Monica: What the heck are you doing lady?
Lady: It's a local gesture.

Rachel: Looks like you're really roughing it now.
Monica: Yeah, we checked out of the hotel and we're spending our last night in the tent.

Rachel: Oops.

Rachel: Wait, you're bringing the bigfoot home with you?
Monica: Yeah, he was lonely out here and his name is Ted.
Rachel: You really are nothing like your mother. Oh she is going to LOVE this!
-Back Home-

Phoebe: Wow, this thing is fun.

Rachel: You seem to make all the right choices. Nice going.

Monica: Listen up you whore, Ted is a nice guy, no matter how hairy! What are you afraid, he'll scare off some of your dates?

Venice: You think this is about Ted? You're so stupid! It's about you! You had to come along and ruin everything in my life! You think you can be happy with just one man and making a little family? Well, you don't deserve to be happy! You think you can come in here and take my house.
Monica: What?
Rachel: Well I think I can tell you now. Your grandpa Andre thinks your mother is a descrase. He wanted you to have the house. He signed the deed this morning.

Venice: That's it!

Rachel: Get her Monica!

Monica: I want you and your stupid husband out now!

Rachel: I see you decided to stay Phoebe.
Phoebe: Yeah, you know I've always loved my sister. Plus I leave for college in like 2 days and I don't want to move.

Rachel: Looks like a fine young man.

Phoebe: Well that didn't go so well.

Rachel: who is this?
Phoebe: This is a girl I brought home from school. Her name is Harper.

Rachel: Looks like things are going better with Harper.

Rachel: Happy birthday Aimee!

Rachel: Woah, Ted! Put Phoebe down.
Phoebe: It's OK, it's sorta fun.

Monica: This cheesecake sure is good.

Rachel: Looks like you're going to be a mom. It couldn't happen to a nicer person.
Monica: Well thank you.

Monica: Why don't you go get us some more puppies.

Jack: Yep, then you hop on one foot.
Rachel: Looks like Jack is spreading the Slap dance around.

Ted: Here.
Ariana: Uh. . .
Ted: Here. Take.
Ariana: OK. Thanks.
Rachel: What is it?
Ted: Map to home. More big foot there.
Rachel: I see.

Rachel: So looks like you and Harper are quite an item. I guess she'll be coming to college with you.
Phoebe: Probably not.
Rachel: Oh.

Rachel: Congrats on all the scholarships. I hope you enjoy college.
Phoebe: I will.

Ted:Bye Phoebe.
Phoebe: Bye Ted.

Points: 7 all for money


Mary the Mysterious Voice said...

Go Monica!!! Someone really needed to show Venice the door. I recently put Venice's family in as townies in my own game and I find myself judging her already based on this blog even though she's walked by one house so far. And that sure was some honeymoon they went on!

Elizabeth said...

Well that's a MUCH nicer family! Monica and Jack are lovely together :) That made for a very enjoyable lunch break read

Infinity-Nevermore said...

I was saying "I hope Monica wins, I hope Monica wins," while they were fighting. I'm glad she's gone. Sorry Quavi; necessary casualty. I'm glad Monica found someone and he seems like a really good person.

Galena said...

This was definitely an interesting entry. Monica is strong to stand up to Venice like that. I loved this entry.

Kerry said...

Robbie is the cutest dog ever--I want one just like him. Yeah, Monica! You show that witch Venice the door! heh, kicked her you know what, too! Hurrah!

SirenPrincess said...

I really like Monica; although, I had hoped that she would hook up with the paper boy from the last round. It certainly is entertaining to see the romance sim story, though. I need to read more blogs like this to get expired for my poor sims that roll up romance. Maybe I won't hate them as much if they generate this interesting a story.

ASimWen said...

My oh my! How could Quavi pick such a lousy woman? Oh wait a minute..hehehe..he ain't so faithful himself in the Falls. hehehehe. Phoebe sure is a beauty! Hey I would like your speckled dogs for my game. Can you upload those?

SweeneyToddIsEpic said...

(like Robin Williams in...Mrs.Doubtfire, I think it was) Find me a find, catch me a catch! that's a good song. It's the only Fiddler On The Roof song I know, though (Oh yes, I do reasearch! I have really wanted to see it though, ever since I watched the extra on my Sweeney Todd dvd)

ciyrose said...

Phoebe is really beautiful...too bad she's a romancer, although I have fun with romancers sometimes. :)

I'm so happy for Monica...she got a good house, a good man and is pregnant with what I'm sure will be cute/good kids.

I love the speckled puppies!

Chrissy Brown said...

Phoebe is very pretty :) and finally Monica has a good life.