Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Vega House 3 - Round 3

Bootylicious
Last Time high school sweethearts and 3-bolt couple Rosario and England Vega returned from college and went to get married when they realized England hadn't even proposed yet, oops. So they got engaged and then got married. England adopted an elder dog named Booty, my who thought that up? They soon found out they were going to be parents and had a baby girl, Canada. That's right the naming scheme is Countries.
Rachel: Why hi there Canada. Your parents must be at work 'cause I see that terrible nanny is here. Awe you love your little Booty don't you?
Me: What?
Rachel: The dog.
Me: Still sounds wrong.
Rachel: Look even the nanny loves the Booty. Granted Canada is crying in the corner because she is so tired, but you know, keep playing with the dog lady.
Rachel: Congratulations Rosario! Say you should get in there and put your daughter to bed. That stupid nanny spent all day playing with your Booty.
Rosario: She did what?
Rachel: You dog, Booty.
Rosario: Ah I see.
-The Next Day
Rachel: Oh no! What's he doing here? I think everyone is OK, aren't they?!?!
Me: Smoke monster anyone?
Rachel: What are you talking about? That's Booty and the grim reaper is here for her.
Me: Nothing just a Lost reference.
Rachel: *crying* Bye, bye Booty.
Me: I wish I could get rid of my Booty that easily.
Rachel: This is hardly the time.
Me: Sorry last booty joke, I swear.
Me: This is my first pet death and I thought it was hilarious that Grimmy threw a stick for the dog. Bye Booty.
Rachel: Wow second promotion in 2 days, nice!
Rachel: And one for England! Umm, got some bad news. Your Booty has gone away.
England: Oh the working out is working?
Rachel: Ah no, your dog Booty passed away today.
England: Why? Why'd you take my Booty?
-Later-
Rachel: Well, not the best time for a birthday, but when it's time, it's time.
Rachel: Happy Birthday Canada.
Canada: Um, thanks.
Rachel: What's wrong honey?
Canada: I miss my Booty.
Rachel: I know honey we all miss your Booty.
-the Next Day-
Rachel: Excellent job Rosario!
Rachel: Wow Sleet you sure are coming home with everyone here lately. Especially the girls.
Sleet: I just come to play.
Me: Looks like he's keeping his options open to me.
Canada: So Grandma why do you have a bump on your stomach?
Coqui: I'm going to have another baby. Another Aunt or Uncle for you.
Canada: I thought Aunts and Uncles were old.
Coqui: Not all the time.
Rachel: Now that everyone headed home, it's homework time.
Rachel: Holy man alive! Another promotion!
Rosario: I should be a General any day now!
Rosario: Holy crap!
Rachel: I thought you and England weren't going to have another baby.
Rosario: We weren't but we did have a dream date the other day. It must have happened then.
Me: Yeah Risky WooHoo struck again! The first time to. I uttered, "You've got to be kidding me" when I realized it.
Rachel: Well congratulations anyway.
Rachel: Nice job England! Man there are a lot of promotions around here!
Rachel: Woot and Canada brings home her first A+!!!
Rachel: Well this is how most of the week went. There was always company there.
Rosario: Englandddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosario: It's a boy. Meet Germany.
Rachel: I see he's blond like his momma.
Rachel: Look whose here again. It's Sleet.
Canada: Tag, you're it!
Sleet: I love you Canada.
Canada: I love you too Sleet.
Rachel: That boy loves all the little girls.
Rachel: At least this time he brought his siblings.
Rachel: Well it's time to go already. You take care of that stinky diaper and I'll see you next week.
Rosario: OK, bye.
Points: Just 1 for Germany, who was once again the result of Risky WooHoo. Man I have fertile sims!

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Vega House 2 - Round 3

Skilling
Last time Temple and Aston (Dante) Vega bought this house after college, got married and had a baby, Lucida and bought a dog, Trixie. These two are, well, boring. All they do is skill, but hey they play fast. A career in the science field never came up last week, so they are both working in different fields for the time being. Ah and this is one of my favorite naming schemes. Only a few people know it so far.
Rachel: Oh no! Poor Lucida took Leeland's break up very hard. It will be OK honey.
Rachel: Nice job Temple!
Temple: Why thank you. I am still looking for a job in science but it's nice to have success regardless.
Rachel: Congrats to you too Aston!
Aston: Thanks.
Aston: It's OK sweetie. Leeland is better off without that evil woman Kricket.
Me: Evil?!?! Kricket was the victim of his infidelity, lies and drinking problem!
Rachel: Shh. Let him comfort her, even if he is so wrong.
Me: All right.
Rachel: Oh boy it's little Lucida's birthday!
Lucida: Yippee! I get to go to school tomorrow!
Rachel: You're really excited about going to school?
Lucida: Yes Mame. I want to learn!
Rachel: I think your parents have had a real impact on you. That's great!
Aston: So now that Lucida is older do you want another baby?
Temple: Nah. We have our girl. I think we're good.
Me: Um that could be a problem.
Rachel: *To me* Why?
Me: Well see this naming scheme is sort of hard and people sort of need another name to figure it out.
Rachel: Well I can't force them to have another baby.
Me: I can, but I won't. WooHoo isn't 100% safe, we'll have to hope she gets pregnant on her own.
Lucida: Hi there puppy. Mom and Dad are always so busy learning. You get so lonely. That's OK, we can play.
-The next afternoon-
Rachel: Oh Lucida, looks like you brought a friend home from school.
Lucida: Yeah, this is Sleet. he's my friend.
Rachel: That's great.
Rachel: Oh looks like Aston is helping Lucida with her homework. We'll check in with them later.
-The Next Day-
Rachel: Looks like Trixie is trying to make friends with a stray while no one else is around.
Rachel: Oh hey, these guys finally got jobs in the science track. They never tell me anything.
Rachel: Great job Temple!
Temple: Thanks! Just one set away from Mad Scientist!
Rachel: Aston what's wrong? You just got promoted.
Aston: Ugh, thank goodness. Those students were driving me nuts.
Rachel: Well you don't have to deal them anymore.
Rachel: Oh look Temple has her nose in a book. Surprise, surprise. But wait who is that by her?
Me: That's Lily Skywalker from the shared hood. Daughter of Leia and Quavi, not the Quavi you know though.
Rachel: Oh, that was confusing, but OK.
Temple: Oh No!!!
Me: YES!!!
Temple: What was that?
Rachel: Oh nothing. So looks like another baby is on it's way.
Temple: Yep. It wasn't planned, but we will be OK.
Rachel: And look at how these two are spending the pregnancy. Studying. At least they have funny expressions.
Rachel: Hey Lucida.
Lucida: Hey Rachel.
Rachel: Don't you think you should be wearing something other than your nightgown to be running the course?
Lucida: I'm OK.
Rachel: Must be an A+. Great job Lucida!!
Lucida: Thanks! I'm floating on air!!!
Rachel: Looks like the pregnancy is really hard on Temple. Temple!
Temple: What?
Rachel: I think it's time for bed.
-Later-
Rachel: OK, I know that look. Aston! The baby is on it's way!!!
Temple: It's a girl! Arial.
Rachel: What a pretty name.
Temple: Look at my itty bitty baby! So cute.
Rachel: Oh sorry Temple. I guess the desert site would have been better.
Lucida: High there Mommy. You stink!
Temple: I know I'm going to shower now.
Lucida: I love you Sleet.
Sleet: I love you too Lucida.
Rachel: I wonder if we have a future couple here?
Rachel: Nice going Aston!
Aston: Thanks!
Rachel: Wow and it's already Arial's birthday!
Rachel: Hi there Arial. You are a sweetie pie are you?
Aston: OK, time to use the potty sweetie.
Rachel: Well *yawn*, I think it's time to go now. See you all next week. Hopefully these two girls will liven things up a little next week.
Me: All right so do you think you know the naming scheme now?
Points: 1 for Arial

Funny Picture:
Lucida was so upset she wouldn't let go of the nanny.