The Letter

Dear Prosperity Point Residents,

I would like to take this opportunity to welcome everyone to our town. It amazes me how quickly our small town has grown. The growth of this lovely town is however what concerns me. There are members of this community that are having 6, 7,8 or more kids despite not being family oriented people. This sort of rampant reproduction can have detrimental effects on our environment along with massive over crowding of the schools and increases in crime. It is my belief that we need to take actions now before things get too out of hand. I have noticed the much more responsible use of Cheesecake for the making of twins, which is very helpful. I am however going advice all inhabitants of Prosperity Point to moderate yourselves when it comes to reproduction. I know you all want your female heir to carry on the household and family name. Here are my suggestions at this time:

1. Those who are not family minded should stop having children once they have had a daughter.
2. Those who have 3 boys should not continue to try for a girl.
3. Only family minded people should use cheesecake to have twins.
4. Consider breeding pets instead of having more children.
5. Keep multiple generations in each house.
6. Consider having siblings returning from college move in together to decrease the temptation of over reproducing.
7. We will have a Gardening Club starting soon, focus your time on that.
8. Consider building robots, toys, or arranging flowers to occupy yourself.
9. Keep in mind that the more children you have the less career opportunities you will have and therefore, the less money.

I understand that accidents can happen at any time and that some people need a certain number of children to achieve their dreams in life. Just please be responsible. This is only an advisory letter at this time, however I feel if we continue down this road I will need to make this mandatory.

Thank You,
Phillip J. Crumm
Mayor of Prosperity Point